A.K.A.: "You're going the wrong way!"
Position: Offensive Defence/Reluctant Substitute Goaltender
Age: 24 Height: 6 feet Weight: more than you might think
Favourite Beer: anything clear, in a martini glass
Favourite Hockey Move: Going the wrong way at the right time
Favourite Thing That Sucks: The fact that everyone knows better than to pass the puck to me.
A.K.A.: Wiggles
Position: Coming up from behind
Age: Never changes Height: 32 Apples Weight: 7725 Beer nuts
Favourite Beer: The one replacing the empty bottle in my hand.
Favourite Hockey Move: Who says we can't hit in this league?
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Breaking hockey sticks
A.K.A.:fox / King of Beer
Position: Left Wing / Penalty Box
Age: 25 going on 9
Height: Long walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners
Weight: Ideally between 105 and 115
Favourite Beer: I'll have another, please
Favourite Hockey Move: Boarding unsuspecting opponents
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Cleaning the ice with my naked body
A.K.A.:"fourteen, you're outa here!"
Position:Ho, Mama, watch my pects. Huh! Ha! Ho!
Age: Caucasian male, of indeterminate age. Height: six-foot-one Weight:The weight I bench is 315.
Favourite Beer: I use Boreal Noire. The hard stuff.
Favourite Hockey Move:Organized and societally sanctioned elbowing of dentists in the face with the added benefit of a brief 3 minute rest in a private, air conditioned booth which has an excellent rink-side view.
A.K.A.:One Eye
Position:Defense / Tan's Hitman
Age: Gettin' up there
Height: Not quite up there
Weight:Holding Steady
Favourite Beer: 1 Pint Guiness / Bottomless otherwise
Favourite Hockey Move:Blasting Pucks at the Forwards [jocks... sorry Pugi]
Favorite Thing That Sucks: Leave my thesis out of it! I am playing hockey.
A.K.A.: Captain Juice / Italian Love God
Position: Forward / On My Back
Age:24 and feeling it!
Height: Don't ASK!
Weight: Can't Seem To Put Any On!
Favourite beer: My Beer
Favourite Hockey Move: If I had One I'd Actually Score!
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Human Pampilloma Virus
A.K.A.:Boom Boom / Fresh Prince of Beer
Position: Defense / Penalty Box
Age: 17 year old drinker caught in a 24 yr old body Height: 6'8" Weight: 302.7 KG
Favourite Beer: Shmirnoff
Favourite Hockey Move: Scoring
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Chicks!
A.K.A.: Satan jr. / Pug - I / Pirate Boy
Position: C / SuperStar
Age: 4 Maybe Height: Largish Weight:3000 Beers Worth
Favourite Beer: Anything in a RETURNABLE Bottle
Favourite Hockey Move:Riding The Broom Stick
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Hot Girls Saying To Me "Get Away From Me Creep!"
A.K.A.:Baby Reynolds / Cowboy / Mike's Little Brother
Position: Executive Vice pres. In charge of not scoring.
Age: According to me:18 - According to my liver:63 Height: 6 feet Weight: Pre-shit: 205 lbs, Post-shit: 175 lbs
Favourite Beer: Raspberry DUFF
Favourite Hockey Move: Flying closeline / Skating Upright
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Saskatchewan Roughriders
A.K.A.: Captain Krusty/Rungus
Position: Defense / Passed out on the floor
Helmet Worn: White CCM $29.95 special with black cage
Age: 24 going on 12
Height: high enough
Weight: fattest skinny guy you ever saw
Favourite Beer: anything thats cold
Favourite Hockey Move: Yelling At The Ref
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Wetting myself
A.K.A.: Matt smells, Matt smells
Position: Forward
Age: unknown Height: unknown Weight: unknown
Favourite Beer: unknown
Favourite Hockey Move: showing up in bathrobe
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Matt, you better give me some stuff to put in here
A.K.A.: Captain Smokey / Old Iron Lung
Position: Primadonna, Chemically-Addicted, Abusive Striker
Helmet Worn: Black CCM, White Cage, Nirvana "In Utero" Sticker on Back.
Age: 25 going on 50
Height: High Enough
Weight: More every day
Favourite beer: Beer? On a work night?
Favourite Hockey Move: Very slowly dekeing everybody out
Favourite Thing That Sucks: 3000 Miles of Asian Frustration
A.K.A.: Saku Sammy / Young Jedi / Saibil Jr.
Position: Forward / Chief Executive Brainiac
Age: 20 Height: 5' 9" & an eigth Weight: Beleeeemic
Favourite Beer: Saku (Finnish For Common Sense)
Favourite Hockey Move: Spin-A-Ramma Baby!
Favourite Thing That Sucks: Les Habs
A.K.A.:sco / tree / saxomophone
Position:forward
Age: 23 Height: yes Weight:no
Favourite Beer: at the movies
Favourite Hockey Move:toward the bench
Favourite Thing That Sucks: just watch me play some time